Have a hard time keeping up with the celebrity twitterverse? Don't worry, we've rounded up the best celeb tweets of the week for your enjoyment, in no particular order.

Heidi Montag wants to make sure all the girls out there take care of their own artificially enhanced girls.

@HeidiMontag - Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.

Ke$ha doesn't know how to dress this weekend. Don't worry, Ke$h, MTV shindigs aren't black tie. Just come as your normal, tousled, trainwreck self. With glitter!

@keshasuxx - What the hell do I wear to the vmas?

Snoop Dogg reminds us what it means to be a G-thang, baby.

@snoopdogg Gangstas don't dance they boogie!

Mr. Demi Moore is thankful he doesn't have to spend one more grueling day at his dreadful nine to fiver.

@aplusk I would like to propose a toast to the guy who invented labor day. You kick ass!

Solange Knowles can't resist a little "Bed Intruder" in the morning.

@solangeknowles Start your day off with a little Antoine and everything will be ok.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi doesn't have hard feelings for the judge who called her a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. Oh, and Snooks, the verb is "to breathe" with an "e" - "breath" is a noun.

@sn00ki Ah never again! So scary...thank you judge for understanding, I'm very thankful for that! Whew...now I can breath!

Paris Hilton seems to think she has hoards of adoring fans. Sorry, Paris, you aren't Lady Gaga.

@parishilton I love all my Little Hiltons!!

50 Cent's tweets are just plain scary. Somebody give that guy a hug!

@50cent These words are from the honorable Elijah Muhammad: I wish u all love peace n happiness my brothers.And these r from 50Cent F*** all yal lol

Kanye channels Andy Samberg in his latest over-indulgent tweet.

@kanyewest I want to edit the film on a boat... where are the good editing boats?

Katy Perry reminisces about former teen heartthrob JTT. He was so dreamy on "Home Improvement" - and the cover of Tiger Beat back in the day!

@katyperry What ever happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas #teenagedream

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